NationStates: He creado mi propia nación

UNIROS A NUESTRA REGIÓN: https://www.nationstates.net/region=boludos_confederados




Sin casinos, porque los he baneado.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=adransia




Las primeras propuestas que me salen es que si quiero dejar los votos voluntarios o obligatorios (en las elecciones), los he puesto voluntarios, que sentido tiene que sean obligatorios? , el que no quiera votar que no vote.

La siguiente propuesta que me traían era algo sobre la tasa de divorcio que era muy alta... me he leído la medida del cura y me ha convencido, prohibir el divorcio es lo más efectivo, tasa 0% de divorcios. El que no se quiera divorciar que no se case, si les hago un favor

Lo siguiente era sobre la falta de oportunidades para la minorías étnicas en cuanto a los estudios, no quiero que se me llene el país de rapafugees y demás, pero he establecido la educación en todos sus niveles como gratuita

Después me ha venido el lobby de los coches, me dicen que los coches extranjeros son más baratos y blablabla, esta claro que el quiere llevarse sus billetes calentitos para su casa y poco va hacer por sus trabajadores, pero señores habrá que financiar la educación gratuita de alguna manera, aranceles para los de afuera, que compren coches patrios los Adransianos.

Después algún gilipollas me ha dicho que quiere ir desnudo por la calle y que debería ser voluntario llevar ropa , en fin he puesto que sea obligatorio ir desnudo , vamos he prohibido vestirse, van todos los ciudadanos en pelotas por la calle, me he cargado la industria textil

Luego me han venido con que un niño había estado en un casino, no se si ganando o perdiendo dinero, otro lobby que me he cargado, ilegalizado el juego.

Hasta de aquí a 2 horas no me dan más propuestas.

Cuando he empezado teníamos 250 billones de producto interior bruto, ahora mismo tenemos 207 millones.

Eso si, la desigualdad entre ricos y pobres ha disminuido, antes los más ricos cobraban 5 veces más que los más pobres y ahora solo cobran 2,8 veces (@deportivoale estará contento)



(No me dejaba poner otro nombre Adransia es lo que me ha aceptado tras 320438300 intentos)

El objetivo con mi nación... de momento ver si funciona con algunas medidas troll y llegamos lejos

The Kingdom of Narnialunya is a fledgling, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical population of 5 million Catalonios are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The strong Narnialunyan economy, worth 292 billion pelas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 58,443 pelas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, nudity is frowned upon, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narnialunya's national animal is the pujol, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Narnialunya is ranked 64,236th in the world and 4,343rd in the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,408.37 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Esto es lo que me pone a mi en la mia

MANCO escribió:The Kingdom of Narnialunya is a fledgling, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.

Menuda barbaridad

Ragnar escribió:

MANCO escribió:The Kingdom of Narnialunya is a fledgling, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.

Menuda barbaridad

Son catalonios, represion tiranica pura y dura

MANCO escribió:

Ragnar escribió:

MANCO escribió:The Kingdom of Narnialunya is a fledgling, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.

Menuda barbaridad

Son catalonios, represion tiranica pura y dura

Qué poca originalidad...

Me han prometido curar enfermedades mediante la clonacion humana



esta es la repercusión de la medida:

Esa ya la había puesto que ok...no se reciben mogollón de mensajes dando por saco para que nos apuntemos a su unión de naciones?

Ostia, prohibido divorciarse y obligatorio ir desnudo por la calle...

Después algún gilipollas me ha dicho que quiere ir desnudo por la calle y que debería ser voluntario llevar ropa , en fin he puesto que sea obligatorio ir desnudo   , vamos he prohibido vestirse, van todos los ciudadanos en pelotas por la calle, me he cargado la industria textil  


Esto si que me gusta.
Jodiendo al puto Amancio Ortega.


Mi pais



The Dictatorship of Galicianist is a fledgling, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 5 million Galicianistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Galicianistian economy, worth 215 billion Comunist Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,060 Comunist Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galicianist's national animal is the Raposo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galicianist is ranked 155,977^th in the world and 10,659^th in the West Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Creo que nos hemos pasado no?


Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.



https://www.nationstates.net/nation=narnialunya

LOOOL, y yo que pensaba que estaba loco por casi aceptar que las parejas debian decirse un te quiero una vez a la semana para demostrarse su amor JAJAJ

Deportivoale escribió:LOOOL, y yo que pensaba que estaba loco por casi aceptar que las parejas debian decirse un te quiero una vez a la semana para demostrarse su amor JAJAJ

Hasta que no quemes Harry Potter no seras un verdadero lider hitleriano

A man by the name of &%*\@# Smith hit the headlines yesterday when he had his first name legally changed to ‘John’, citing the ridicule and stress he suffered because of his given name. Mr Smith publicly commented afterwards that there should be more restrictions on what parents can name their children.

“People do so love to be different,” says Insert Name Here, with a heavy sigh. “I don’t know what my folks were thinking when they named me. Probably about how ‘novel’ and ‘with it’ they were being, but I didn’t get a say in it did I? Growing up in my neighbourhood with the first name ‘Insert’ wasn’t fun at all I can tell you! The government should set up a registry of recognised names that are clean, sensible, and non-teasable. Kids deserve better.”

“It’s none of the government’s business what I name my daughter,” says Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob, cradling [expletive deleted] in her arms. “Are you going to tell us what to think next? Where to go? Who to love? I don’t want some grey-faced bureaucrat deciding what name is appropriate for my child! What kind of country hates personal freedom so much you can’t even choose your own name?”

“Names? Names are so inefficient!” says Five-Oh-Three McGoohan, counting beads. “Who can honestly tell one Elaine Longfellow from another? That name’s so popular now, I met three people at the mall with it just last week! Face it! Names are old-hat! Everyone ought to go by a government-allocated ID number instead, much more practical. Who could make fun of a child named Six-Eight-Four?”




la verdad es que los problemas que me traen son bastante absurdos...

opcion C para estos enfermos mentales

A recent video shoot of newly sworn-in cabinet ministers being broadcast on live TV was disrupted by an enthusiastic but loud vuvuzela-player busking nearby. Most viewers reported they couldn’t hear a word being spoken over the noise. This incident has raised some smiles, but also sparked a debate over busking in general.
The Debate

“NOISY PESTS!” yells inner city resident Kate Jefferson, straight into your left ear from just two feet away. “While I’m trying to get my beauty sleep at 3 in the afternoon, I’m being disturbed by moronic musicians, talentless thespians and hopeless harlequins! They’re just beggars, but with added irritation and noise. Ban busking! Lock up these feckless fools!”

“Eish! Em not justa musician, mos,” protests Jake Levy, the busker in question, “Em a one-man entertainment experience, with Hlokoloza dancing for the bokkies an’ gooses, befok naartjie juggling and even face painting for the laaities! Surely busking adds a bit a music and colour to life, nè? The government should pay buskers to be on every street. Let’s make everyone’s life happier now now!”

“I know a way we could make both sides happy,” remarks your Minister for Fine Arts, Lauren Belcher, pressing play on her cassette of patriotic anthems to create the right mood. “We could introduce national performance licenses, and only allow public performance by those who have attained a certain standard. As a nice side effect, this will let us make sure that our nation’s culture is both highbrow and patriotic.”



la opcion 3 me ha convencido, licencias para musicos callejeros

Due to the ongoing wars in neighboring countries, a recent rash of illegal immigrants have been caught at the borders of Adransia, prompting many citizens to call for tighter immigration laws.
The Debate

Lisbeth du Pont of the Adransia National Purity League says, “These illegal aliens are just an eyesore with their strange customs and funny languages. Uneducated immigrants like these only worsen crime and steal valuable jobs! I say we should boot them all out on their ears and put a big fence around the country!”

Prudence Stephenson of the Adransia Civil Liberties Union says, “We must welcome these refugees from any nation into our open arms, they are fleeing one oppressive dictatorial regime in the only way they know, we must not let them think they’re jumping from the frying pan into the fire!”

“Hold on there, hold on people!” says Roger Fitzgerald of the Adransia Broadcasting company. “We don’t have to take either extreme, all we have to do is make a TV game show out of it! We put deadly obstacles on the border and monitor it with television cameras! Those that make it across win freedom and citizenship, and those who don’t, well, let’s just say that our buzzards won’t starve. We could call it ‘Who Wants to be an Immigrant?’!”


los refugees, la ultima opcion es

The controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.

Paso de leer @Ragnar, que me spoileas luego los issues

Yo estoy probando con una republica socialista, con un 0% de empresas privadas
De momento creo que he doblado el PIB o.o

@tatiko dudo que nos salgan los mismos issues xD

Ragnar escribió:@tatiko dudo que nos salgan los mismos issues xD

Ayer cuando empecé si

esto de @manco:

2 hours ago: Narnialunya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Narnialunya, Harry Potter books are banned.





por cierto nos creamos nuestra region??

Ragnar escribió:esto de @manco:

2 hours ago: Narnialunya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Narnialunya, Harry Potter books are banned.





por cierto nos creamos nuestra region??

DALE

como la llamamos?

@tatiko @manco

algo absurdo que se os ocurra

Ragnar escribió:como la llamamos?

@tatiko @manco

algo absurdo que se os ocurra

No se me ocurre nada mas absurdo que el Concordato Salchichonio, pero estoy abierto a propuestas

@tatiko @manco @veldrane

nuestra región: https://www.nationstates.net/region=boludos_confederados

por cierto uniros a la World Assembly https://www.nationstates.net/page=un

Top 7 en Ignorancia xD

Yo acabo de banear las reducciones (regateos) de condena. Dejarlo no me parecia bien y la alternativa era imponer la inquisicion xD

Mi novia

@tatiko eres nuestro delegato electo

por tanto tienes que ir a votar estas mierdas: https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_proposal/council=2

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_proposal/council=1

Por cierto mis ultimas medidas:

10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adransia, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adransia, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.